the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
People list what shocked them about coming to America. Just some of the most interesting one (source)
I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.
If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.
Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date
"Did you just catch that?"
I like that the batter actually looks impressed
My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”