that guy in the back is exactly what i’m going through at this very moment
The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era
his wand is sticking out of his sleeve
It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
it means that some people think they are that worthless that they will settle for abusive love. they attract the people that treat them how they think they deserve to be treated. others may have their sense of self-worth so won’t settle for anything below what they deserve. how you view yourself is how you’re going to be treated is what it’s saying. so, if you think you deserve more for yourself, that’s what you’re going to get, but if you don’t think you’re a good person, you will settle for much less than you really do deserve. don’t depreciate yourself, because one day you’re going to find someone who will give you everything you deserve and more.
When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
i like all sorts of things like manga and make up and video games and snakes and coca cola and art and you. i like you most of all. please stay on this earth. i would really like that.